Springfield Recipes

Monday, February 26, 2007


"If God didn't want us to eat in church, he would have made gluttony a sin."-- Homer, "King of the Hill (5F16)"

Bart's America Balls

Ingredients:
2 cans of dog food, any brand
(do not substitute dry dog food)
Instructions:
roll the dog food into 1 1/2 inch balls and place them on a serving tray
garnish with tiny american flags on toothpics
makes 24 servings

Chief Wiggum's Chilli

Ingredients:
5 gallons of water
quesosakatenango chili peppers from Guatamala (to taste)
Instructions:
combine ingredients in a large pot
cook until boiling
serve immediately
makes 5 gallons

Milhouse's Vaseline on Toast

Ingredients:
2 slices of bread
3 tbsp. of vaseline

Instructions:
toast the bread to desired darkness
spread vaseline evenly on each piece of toast
makes 2 servings

Homer's Space Age(out of this world) Moon Waffles

Ingredients:
1 package of caramel squares
2 cups waffle batter
1 bottle liqiud smoke
1 stick of butter
Instuctions:
place caramel in the waffle iron
pour on waffle batter
add liquid smoke to taste
cook thoroughly
take the stick of butter and wrap the moon waffle around it
place it on a toothpic and serve
makes 1 unfortunate serving

Tom Collins Pot Pie

Ingredients:
pie crust
cloves
tom collins mix
Instructions:
add cloves and tom collins mix to pie crust
makes 1 serving

The Good Morning Burger

Ingredients:
18oz ground beef patty
6-8 tbl. of rich creamy butter
8 stripes of bacon
4 slices of ham
3 fried eggs
Instructions:
sizzle the ground beef, bacon, ham, and eggs on the grill.
place the beef on a bun, the top with bacon, ham and eggs.
soak in butter.
makes 1 wake up serving


Ned's "Nachos Flanders Style"

Ingredients:
3 sliced cucumbers
1 cup cottage cheese

Instructions:
spread cottage cheese on ONE SIDE of each cucumber slice and place on a serving tray
makes approx. 24 servings

Ned's "Key to looking young" Anytime Snack

Ingredients:
2 slices of white bread
1 glass of water on the side

Instructions:
dip the bread in the water as you eat your way to keeping your youthful looks
makes 1 serving

Marge's edible ear plugs

Ingredients:
1 cup flour
1/4 tsp salt
1/4 tsp ground cumin (Marge says 'what the hell'?)
1/2 cup water
Instructions:
mix flour, salt and cumin in a bowl
slowly work in the water, kneading the dough as you go
form into small shapes that can fit in your ear
cook in the oven until the timer dings
serves 12 people

Marge's Patented Happy Cracker Snack Platter

Ingredients:
1 dozen Ritz crackers
1 can Cheese Whiz
1 jar of olives
1 jar of pimentos
Instructions:
place crackers on a serving tray
use olives as happy face eyes
use pimentos as happy face noses
create smiley mouths with spray cheese
makes 12 servings



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