Homer Simpson: You can't put me on hold! I'll put YOU on hold! (singing) I am a lineman for the county. (stops singing) Your call is very important to us. Please continue to hold. (sings again) And I drive the main road. (stops singing) There are 8 calls ahead of you. (sings again) And the Wichita Lineman is still on the la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-liiine!!