tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78496502525434996212024-03-13T00:23:41.437-05:00Simpsons A DaySimpsons A Dayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589473642702919932noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7849650252543499621.post-14588954820688709382007-03-08T17:03:00.000-05:002007-03-08T17:05:17.774-05:00Bart vs Fox News<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-vBlowzb6LI"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-vBlowzb6LI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>Simpsons A Dayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589473642702919932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7849650252543499621.post-41339682490050021792007-03-05T15:49:00.000-05:002008-12-13T02:37:38.189-05:00trivia tidbits<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMQPWpj2qPPQzKX_cRsowwGC0LgNCuaVhuxxP9VryKwO1yWRbIPkYD9h0FB99SzYSdz3B5StQm4YMil3mGQoZSnisDjYvoox2L3QJMDjhMaT3TlLkdbvSYSDFrUq51mu0VEm8gnecNNcn_/s1600-h/sipsons.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5038548599943716018" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMQPWpj2qPPQzKX_cRsowwGC0LgNCuaVhuxxP9VryKwO1yWRbIPkYD9h0FB99SzYSdz3B5StQm4YMil3mGQoZSnisDjYvoox2L3QJMDjhMaT3TlLkdbvSYSDFrUq51mu0VEm8gnecNNcn_/s400/sipsons.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><div><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;">The Simpsons continually pokes fun at the Fox network because it is the only show on Fox that does not have to be checked by its executives and edited accordingly. This also means the producers of the show can get away with a lot more on prime time television.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#3333ff;"><em>Initially, Yeardley Smith auditioned for the voice of Bart and Nancy Cartwright for the voice of Lisa. They play them the other way around.</em></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;">A running joke throughout the series is that no one knows where Springfield is. The writers are always coming up with ways to keep the audience guessing. Some examples of this are: in 'Sunday, Cruddy Sunday' when Marge phones the egg painting company and gives her address, she says, "742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield Ohi...", then cuts out to say, "Oh hiya Maude!" to Maude Flanders, who suddenly appears in the kitchen. When Homer and Bart are off to the Edison Museum in 'The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace' they drive past a sign with exits to New Jersey, Michigan and Oregon, none of which are close to each other. When Larry Burns spots Mr. Burns on the train, he asks where the train is going. The conductor says, "Springfield." and Burns asks, "Springfield where?", but the conductor's reply is drowned out by the train's engine.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#3333ff;"><em>Marge was in labor with Bart for 53 hours.</em></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;">Ned's real name is Nedward.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#3333ff;"><em>Another gag that makes the location of Springfield more ambiguous. In one episode the superintendent of the Springfield school systems says "This school used to be the worst in the state of Missouri." Everyone gives him a shocked look, and then he adds "which was why it was moved brick by brick to its present location."</em></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;">Apu enrolls in <strong>S</strong>pringfield <strong>H</strong>eights <strong>I</strong>nstitute of <strong>T</strong>echnology. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#3333ff;"><em>In the scene where Homer is now the coach of the football team (after Flanders gives him the job). Flanders sons' football numbers are Rod (66) Tod (6), and as you know they are always standing next to each other.</em></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;">Springfield is split into two area codes, 636 and 939. This would put half of Springfield in Missouri and the other half in Puerto Rico.</span><br /><br /></div><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;"></span>Simpsons A Dayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589473642702919932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7849650252543499621.post-17104147523567619862007-03-05T14:59:00.000-05:002008-12-13T02:37:38.793-05:00Homer, the Simpleton<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmP4FwH4ZXvH2t-V_9AOn3YfHNH9VYY-raSOmHjJkYXkHNXLL-BLeckuhwshE4mlWSKSfHkxR7nYNR8UjDbh3yfRVQlvtlBhBqUI1K1KCVHKAy3vfRGy8Ycyo3CSDFihyphenhyphenGT2Jg1dEFxqCJ/s1600-h/homer-simpson-wallpaper-brain-1024.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5038532596895571106" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmP4FwH4ZXvH2t-V_9AOn3YfHNH9VYY-raSOmHjJkYXkHNXLL-BLeckuhwshE4mlWSKSfHkxR7nYNR8UjDbh3yfRVQlvtlBhBqUI1K1KCVHKAy3vfRGy8Ycyo3CSDFihyphenhyphenGT2Jg1dEFxqCJ/s400/homer-simpson-wallpaper-brain-1024.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="color:#cc0000;"> "Homer Simpson's Brain"</span></div><span style="color:#cc0000;"><br /></span><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;">Homer has a vacuous mind, but he is still able to retain a great amount of knowledge about very specific subjects. He shows small bursts of astonishing foresight, memory, creativity, and fluency with many languages in nearly every episode.<br /><br />However, Homer’s brief periods of intelligence are overshadowed by much longer and consistent periods of ignorance, forgetfulness and stupidity. Homer has low IQ due to his hereditary "Simpson Gene”, his alcohol problem, exposure to radioactive waste, repetitive cranial trauma, and a crayon lodged in the frontal lobe of his brain. The crayon in his brain is one of the main factors, and possibly the biggest, that causes his stupidity. Homer's intelligence was said to jump fifty points higher when he had the crayon removed, bringing him to an IQ of 105, slightly above that of an average person, but he went back to his old self when he had it reinserted, presumably lowering his IQ back to its original 55.<br /><br />It has been suggested in some episodes that Homer's normal functions do not require the use of his brain. Homer has, at times, debated against his own brain. Occasionally, a specific body part is portrayed debating with his brain, such as his face, stomach or liver. He has also been known to think of himself as two people. This is first hinted at in "Tree House of Horror IV”, when Homer ate his emergency donut and left a note for himself saying "Dear Homer, I.O.U. one emergency donut, Signed Homer". After reading the note later, he referred to himself as a bastard who is always one step ahead. He also frequently confuses himself with ontological paradoxes, in which he intermixes others' lives with his own. He has been known from time to time to grow uncertain about the boundary between persons in large conversation groups that have rapid exchanges.<br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;"></span>Simpsons A Dayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589473642702919932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7849650252543499621.post-68174728843576896002007-03-02T14:36:00.000-05:002008-12-13T02:37:39.113-05:00The Curious Case of Gerald Samson<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2W4P3pHsj17oYTcRVS5sF_CmE2Y2cV-UZiY58E5RDQVPtFviPnBskIGxnZIwXihadLogsVCpxzQLjZjGk4BNrXM0UZdHcJg2RXh9Zh15yDb1x1HKT5Lw3aMjh82HszTHG_H0yxyr3i64r/s1600-h/images.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5037414196001627282" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2W4P3pHsj17oYTcRVS5sF_CmE2Y2cV-UZiY58E5RDQVPtFviPnBskIGxnZIwXihadLogsVCpxzQLjZjGk4BNrXM0UZdHcJg2RXh9Zh15yDb1x1HKT5Lw3aMjh82HszTHG_H0yxyr3i64r/s400/images.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbmD0uCgJcL4WYtUwS4WSWtW10fugLDYc7Kp7WjaklsTvku7RKaRKTVTSprS0w-4GOGjJNBaOrLuINQBh9JHaDqOORNzsdVdj-Fb7yyqK3dmm5I0JPjn37Yi6iHuEMSREYfdp23HGVOIx6/s1600-h/200px-Eyebrow_baby.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5037414088627444866" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbmD0uCgJcL4WYtUwS4WSWtW10fugLDYc7Kp7WjaklsTvku7RKaRKTVTSprS0w-4GOGjJNBaOrLuINQBh9JHaDqOORNzsdVdj-Fb7yyqK3dmm5I0JPjn37Yi6iHuEMSREYfdp23HGVOIx6/s400/200px-Eyebrow_baby.png" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;"><strong><span style="color:#660000;">Gerald Samson</span></strong>, better known as <span style="color:#990000;">Baby Gerald</span>, is <span style="font-family:arial;">Maggie's nemesis</span></span><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;">. He made his first appearance in "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song</span><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;">". Lisa once referred to the 'baby with the one eyebrow' as Maggie's rival. On a few occasions Gerald has been shown being pushed in a stroller by his mother outside the Simpsons' house, with the two babies glaring at each other. He is distinguished by his <span style="font-family:arial;">unibrow</span></span><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;">, being one of only two characters in the show to have one (the other being Groundskeeper Willie</span><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;">). </span></div><div><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;">In "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays</span><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;">" a </span><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;">Kent Brockman</span><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;"> headline shows a picture of </span><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;">Maggie Simpson </span><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;">beating him up. He apparently has a history of causing large scale public incidents, and was once rescued from an unspecified disaster by Bart's mail order "wonder dog" </span><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;">Laddie</span>.</div><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;"><div> </div><div><br />Surprisingly, according to the comic story "The Rise and Fall of Bartholomew J. Simpson" (published in </span></div><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;">Simpsons Comics</span><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;"> #47), the adult Gerald is married to Maggie, but is so dominant in the marriage that he will not even allow her to speak up during a conversation, though the comic series is considered </span><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;">non-canonical</span><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;">. During an audio commentary, Matt Groening joked that </span><span style="font-family:arial;color:#ff0000;"><strong>The Simpsons Movie</strong></span><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;"> will be about the mystery of the one eyebrowed baby.</span><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;"><div><br /></div></span><div><div> </div></div>Simpsons A Dayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589473642702919932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7849650252543499621.post-54880585607551831002007-02-26T17:12:00.000-05:002008-12-13T02:37:39.666-05:00Springfield Recipes<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1X9SNmLEsXQV09fj_y4ouLtJx-GEUvrX0pOPuBI_UttkyspglzT2SsyVHmg9BrPVvLcX1zfHmC79-O1RpQMRTAzP-EBIuliSvj_8NeZDb9mfCghTfJMFNcVOtRYnMYz_-QV3b6tBIQoGM/s1600-h/images.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5035969428550458098" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1X9SNmLEsXQV09fj_y4ouLtJx-GEUvrX0pOPuBI_UttkyspglzT2SsyVHmg9BrPVvLcX1zfHmC79-O1RpQMRTAzP-EBIuliSvj_8NeZDb9mfCghTfJMFNcVOtRYnMYz_-QV3b6tBIQoGM/s400/images.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong><span style="color:#000000;">"If God didn't want us to eat in church, he would have made gluttony a sin."-- Homer, "King of the Hill (5F16)"<br /><br /></span><span style="color:#ff0000;">Bart's America Balls</span></strong></span></div><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;"><div align="center"><br /></span></strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Ingredients:<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">2 cans of dog food, any brand<br />(do not substitute dry dog food)<br /></span><span style="color:#ff0000;">Instructions:<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">roll the dog food into 1 1/2 inch balls and place them on a serving tray<br />garnish with tiny american flags on toothpics<br />makes 24 servings<br /><br /></span><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Chief Wiggum's Chilli<br /></span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Ingredients:<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">5 gallons of water<br />quesosakatenango chili peppers from Guatamala (to taste)<br /></span><span style="color:#ff0000;">Instructions:<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">combine ingredients in a large pot<br />cook until boiling<br />serve immediately<br />makes 5 gallons<br /></span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Milhouse's Vaseline on Toast</span></strong></div><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;"><div align="center"><br /></span></strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Ingredients:<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">2 slices of bread<br />3 tbsp. of vaseline</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Instructions:<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">toast the bread to desired darkness<br />spread vaseline evenly on each piece of toast<br />makes 2 servings<br /><br /></span><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Homer's Space Age(out of this world) Moon Waffles<br /></span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Ingredients:<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">1 package of caramel squares<br />2 cups waffle batter<br />1 bottle liqiud smoke<br />1 stick of butter<br /></span><span style="color:#ff0000;">Instuctions:<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">place caramel in the waffle iron<br />pour on waffle batter<br />add liquid smoke to taste<br />cook thoroughly<br />take the stick of butter and wrap the moon waffle around it<br />place it on a toothpic and serve<br />makes 1 unfortunate serving<br /></span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>Tom Collins Pot Pie<br /></strong></span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Ingredients:<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">pie crust<br />cloves<br />tom collins mix<br /></span><span style="color:#ff0000;">Instructions:<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">add cloves and tom collins mix to pie crust<br />makes 1 serving<br /></span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">The Good Morning Burger<br /></span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Ingredients:<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">18oz ground beef patty<br />6-8 tbl. of rich creamy butter<br />8 stripes of bacon<br />4 slices of ham<br />3 fried eggs<br /></span><span style="color:#ff0000;">Instructions:<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">sizzle the ground beef, bacon, ham, and eggs on the grill.<br />place the beef on a bun, the top with bacon, ham and eggs.<br />soak in butter.<br />makes 1 wake up serving<br /></span><br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Ned's "Nachos Flanders Style"<br /><br /></span></strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Ingredients:<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">3 sliced cucumbers<br />1 cup cottage cheese</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Instructions:<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">spread cottage cheese on ONE SIDE of each cucumber slice and place on a serving tray<br />makes approx. 24 servings<br /></span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>Ned's "Key to looking young" Anytime Snack<br /><br /></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000;">Ingredients:<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">2 slices of white bread<br />1 glass of water on the side</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Instructions:<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">dip the bread in the water as you eat your way to keeping your youthful looks<br />makes 1 serving<br /></span><br /> <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Marge's edible ear plugs</span></strong></div><div align="center"><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Ingredients:<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">1 cup flour<br />1/4 tsp salt<br />1/4 tsp ground cumin (Marge says 'what the hell'?)<br />1/2 cup water<br /></span><span style="color:#ff0000;">Instructions:<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">mix flour, salt and cumin in a bowl<br />slowly work in the water, kneading the dough as you go<br />form into small shapes that can fit in your ear<br />cook in the oven until the timer dings<br />serves 12 people<br /></span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Marge's Patented Happy Cracker Snack Platter<br /><br /></span></strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Ingredients:<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">1 dozen Ritz crackers<br />1 can Cheese Whiz<br />1 jar of olives<br />1 jar of pimentos<br /></span><span style="color:#ff0000;">Instructions:<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">place crackers on a serving tray<br />use olives as happy face eyes<br />use pimentos as happy face noses<br />create smiley mouths with spray cheese<br />makes 12 servings<br /><br /></span><br /><br /> </span></div>Simpsons A Dayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589473642702919932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7849650252543499621.post-56843820879435153522007-02-26T16:55:00.000-05:002008-12-13T02:37:39.917-05:00Maggie's Biography<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXPZp35hjgsb7TEoxUKNmvK7pOzVmYxLQcNkRh6GENCSofdqYqJ5yS0ukEb8lHbS6iIF8m-bBaiJDXB34he3LmVrRIa8o5kYsYaTnRxuSn2hQ8-EmoE-tgGyXDzNWOfHJIgmuXMHfhqOaq/s1600-h/maggie.jpg"><span style="color:#000000;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5035965451410741986" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXPZp35hjgsb7TEoxUKNmvK7pOzVmYxLQcNkRh6GENCSofdqYqJ5yS0ukEb8lHbS6iIF8m-bBaiJDXB34he3LmVrRIa8o5kYsYaTnRxuSn2hQ8-EmoE-tgGyXDzNWOfHJIgmuXMHfhqOaq/s400/maggie.jpg" border="0" /></span></a><span style="color:#000000;"> </span><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;">Maggie Simpson's full name is Margaret Simpson. She is 1 year old, and according to the local grocery store, costs $847.63. Her first spoken word was "Daddy." </span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;"><br />For being only 1 year old, Maggie Simpson has lived a full life. She shot Mr. Burns. She won a Cutest Baby contest. And she already has a nemesis -- Gerald, the baby with one eyebrow.<br /><br /><strong>Substitute Pacifiers</strong><br />Maggie is seen usually sucking on a pacifier. But when she's had to, she has found comfort sucking on other items:<br /><br />Fried shrimp.<br />Krusty pacifier.<br />Bart's severed finger.<br />Flash card.<br />Chess piece.<br />Seatbelt.<br />Bart doll.<br />Herb's nose.<br />A cigarette.<br />A dreidel.<br />A giant tooth.<br />Diamond-studded pacifier.<br />Drink umbrella.<br />Christmas cookie.<br /><br /><strong>Passing on the Pacifier</strong><br />Maggie is generous with her pacifier, as well.<br />She has given it to other folks to suck on.<br />Bart<br />Lisa<br />A bear<br />Homer<br />Lisa's pony<br />A snake<br />Mr. Burns<br /><br /><strong>Maggie Shows Her Smarts</strong><br />It's also possible that Maggie is a genius disguised in baby form. In some episodes, it is obvious she is more intelligent than she seems:<br /><br />Knows what a VCR remote is used for.<br />Spelled out "E=MC sq" with toy blocks.<br />Communicated with bears.<br />Shows Lisa an "Aztec" flashcard after seeing the Olmec head.<br />Drove Homer's car.<br />Spelled "redrum" on blocks.<br />Saved Bart and Lisa from Willie.<br />Used fire extinguisher to put out curtains.<br /> </span><br /></span>Simpsons A Dayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589473642702919932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7849650252543499621.post-86778981312002019432007-02-19T20:59:00.000-05:002007-02-19T21:06:40.611-05:00Watch out, they're here!!! Simpsons Movie!<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OL50ddCSJmo"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OL50ddCSJmo" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />They're coming!!!!<br /><br />Opens July 27, 2007. Woo-hoo!Simpsons A Dayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589473642702919932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7849650252543499621.post-59247204555751098002007-02-15T15:08:00.000-05:002008-12-13T02:37:40.132-05:00Pop Id'oh!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYax6o6mfBOUpK3cxjB9oSyQFxRMnCVmeiFz6E7818dkiuQ_nWs74_xBAGwU4bTIKKNgWDiaaBewIBy80enNyrrtRv7HyUryspTFwS0IM_SvN3ifED09nvVJnm5aYVL3aqAnQLgfGb1CAn/s1600-h/simon.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5031856065854479346" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYax6o6mfBOUpK3cxjB9oSyQFxRMnCVmeiFz6E7818dkiuQ_nWs74_xBAGwU4bTIKKNgWDiaaBewIBy80enNyrrtRv7HyUryspTFwS0IM_SvN3ifED09nvVJnm5aYVL3aqAnQLgfGb1CAn/s400/simon.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;"> <span style="color:#000000;">Simon Cowell visits the Simpsons (FABF09 - Smart And Smarter).</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;">He made Maggie cry when she "auditioned" for his nursery school. </span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;">The American Idol judge tells Maggie she can always work as a "sweater folder" in The Gap clothing store because she is not clever enough to get into the Nursery! </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;color:#000000;"></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><em><strong>Cowell</strong>: And what's your name?</em></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><em><strong>Marge</strong>: Maggie.</em></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><em><strong>Cowell</strong>: I'm sorry, but why are you answering for her?</em></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><em><strong>Marge</strong>: Maggie doesn't talk yet.</em></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><em><strong>Cowell</strong>: Not a word?</em></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><em><strong>Marge</strong>: Oh she says lots of words, like when she wants something, she says 'eh! eh! nyeh eh! eh!'</em></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><em><strong>Cowell</strong>: Maggie, we're not a mime school. So we can't take a non-talker.</em></span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;color:#000000;"><em></em></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><em><strong>Cowell</strong>: I'm afraid your daughter is no longer welcome at our school. She's as common as an angry woman in a knibson play.</em></span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;color:#000000;"><em></em></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><em><strong>Lisa</strong>: So Maggie's not a genius?</em></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><em><strong>Cowell</strong>: She could be. At sweeping up hair.</em></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><em><strong>Homer</strong>: That's my baby jerk! (~hits Cowell~)</em></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><em><strong>Cowell</strong>: You call that a punch. I felt it, but it was like "So what?"</em></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><em><strong>Homer</strong>: (~hits Cowell~)</em></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><em><strong>Cowell</strong>: Again with the nose, I have a chin you know. </em></span></span><br /><br /><em></em>Simpsons A Dayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589473642702919932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7849650252543499621.post-21717569555946279042007-02-12T14:16:00.000-05:002008-12-13T02:37:40.426-05:00Homer, man of few *stupid* words<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpP3gUjBHzhiHkdgzv2IkdWdtANLBi80K6SS7T6jSAu4Me99kLHR8cmjGQW2TKa_jjbFuh7cTKo3WzXXQ2nj3nFRn34W-UznI-tetldbnKfR-O_DbEtvFY0bxp8hzaFqBD6AXK7nK7UxgU/s1600-h/picture.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5030729375673654194" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpP3gUjBHzhiHkdgzv2IkdWdtANLBi80K6SS7T6jSAu4Me99kLHR8cmjGQW2TKa_jjbFuh7cTKo3WzXXQ2nj3nFRn34W-UznI-tetldbnKfR-O_DbEtvFY0bxp8hzaFqBD6AXK7nK7UxgU/s320/picture.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong> </strong><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;"><strong>Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!<br /></strong><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">The sun? That's the hottest place on Earth.<br /></span>There's a New Mexico?<br /></strong><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Computer! Kill Flanders!<br /></span>I hope I didn't brain my damage.<br /></strong><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">I want to be alone with my thought.<br /></span>Operator! Give me the number for 911!<br /></strong><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Television -- teacher, mother, secret lover!<br /></span>Lord help me, I'm just not that bright.<br /></strong><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">I'm no supervising technician, I'm a technical supervisor.<br /></span>What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.<br /></strong><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">I don't have to be careful. I got a gun.<br /></span>D'oh! The bee bit my bottom. Now my bottom's big.<br /></strong><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">I bet Einstein turned himself into all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb.<br /></span>If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English. </strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><strong></strong></span> </div><div align="center"><strong></strong> </div>Simpsons A Dayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589473642702919932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7849650252543499621.post-61088075596246811162007-02-09T17:17:00.000-05:002008-12-13T02:37:40.605-05:00My butt does not deserve a website<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgRzkDKdWYSRs8mBmIv9jt-Ix6XtSpqmRrx1k3PdHRJN9zeLJQOsJOxggPDdWnqd59RVuADSt2IJAyJFjWL89sUzMap8RzFLAR4McQhyDUySw7sXt_HXA_B3K5pPt4AiQIjIGHg32955ko/s1600-h/bart-buttwebsite.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5029662230919420834" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgRzkDKdWYSRs8mBmIv9jt-Ix6XtSpqmRrx1k3PdHRJN9zeLJQOsJOxggPDdWnqd59RVuADSt2IJAyJFjWL89sUzMap8RzFLAR4McQhyDUySw7sXt_HXA_B3K5pPt4AiQIjIGHg32955ko/s400/bart-buttwebsite.gif" border="0" /></a>Simpsons A Dayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589473642702919932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7849650252543499621.post-57624207280707091982007-02-08T21:03:00.000-05:002007-02-06T20:41:31.788-05:00The Many Voices of Dan Castellaneta and Harry Shearer<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZRLqn0t8lfA"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZRLqn0t8lfA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />Too hilarious! Just watch! :)Simpsons A Dayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589473642702919932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7849650252543499621.post-79501498335090692742007-02-06T20:40:00.000-05:002008-12-13T02:37:40.792-05:00Five days is not too long to wait for a gun<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivE8pKYdbthi7g83Q26hd7qSnYoTfpn12wIrPXLQpL7rRxwjzPmx-S3mCKVZanudOuWjELiKEJQOGcfvV-tEnJ7hwpI4QD3ziM_5totQoXYW6CbDWN0-XJejZQxfed5ydtXaOceMv4SwjJ/s1600-h/bart-5daystoolong.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5028601158937810290" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivE8pKYdbthi7g83Q26hd7qSnYoTfpn12wIrPXLQpL7rRxwjzPmx-S3mCKVZanudOuWjELiKEJQOGcfvV-tEnJ7hwpI4QD3ziM_5totQoXYW6CbDWN0-XJejZQxfed5ydtXaOceMv4SwjJ/s400/bart-5daystoolong.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div>Simpsons A Dayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589473642702919932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7849650252543499621.post-34300557335015543182007-02-06T20:17:00.000-05:002008-12-13T02:37:40.987-05:00Krusty Merchandise<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHIOQqf6putH8Mjy3OWzh-LSjr9Wgp11Zhl-Bf9TPBau5uVhyphenhyphenvrAR3o4frhcEUnQK0lsBVKrGzH2D-8Vqf48nyiPT4sX-5u7q3HtRTOqbAp7qe3gxXGvW-xxvL_id-48k3C2O_1kRMmOA3/s1600-h/krusty.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5028595407976600930" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHIOQqf6putH8Mjy3OWzh-LSjr9Wgp11Zhl-Bf9TPBau5uVhyphenhyphenvrAR3o4frhcEUnQK0lsBVKrGzH2D-8Vqf48nyiPT4sX-5u7q3HtRTOqbAp7qe3gxXGvW-xxvL_id-48k3C2O_1kRMmOA3/s400/krusty.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><div><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">Krusty Mug</span></div><div><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">Krusty Dolls</span></div><div><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">Krusty Alarm Clock</span></div><div><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">Krusty Pacifier</span></div><div><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">Krusty Home Pregnancy Test</span></div><div><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">Krusty Walkie-Talkies</span></div><div><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">Krusty Sulfuric Acid</span></div><div><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">Krusty Handguns</span></div><div><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">Krusty Non-Narkotik Kough Syrup</span></div><div><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;">Krusty Non-Toxic Kologne</span></div>Simpsons A Dayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589473642702919932noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7849650252543499621.post-10151548315822845022007-02-05T22:15:00.000-05:002008-12-13T02:37:41.321-05:00Nerve gas is not a toy<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1BPUliwHzUYjnmi3hU1wBHS14qcWDFn6vuUPtX6YAWGqAuNXfTApALcwIW15VmPc63tbAvX2IAbRVLgMLyRZ5bO7XfeJfC25za-RCrSRlTkvwrahKbsQmQVmyAgtMwAJB8yOkjAp6_Th4/s1600-h/bart-nervegas.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5028254576551859506" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1BPUliwHzUYjnmi3hU1wBHS14qcWDFn6vuUPtX6YAWGqAuNXfTApALcwIW15VmPc63tbAvX2IAbRVLgMLyRZ5bO7XfeJfC25za-RCrSRlTkvwrahKbsQmQVmyAgtMwAJB8yOkjAp6_Th4/s400/bart-nervegas.gif" border="0" /></a>Original Airdate: April 30, 1995 (Episode 2F32)Simpsons A Dayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589473642702919932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7849650252543499621.post-81000447617045805132007-02-04T20:34:00.000-05:002007-02-04T20:37:50.696-05:00Matt Groening is always on Homer's head (literally!)<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/T1xZpecwBwk"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/T1xZpecwBwk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>Simpsons A Dayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589473642702919932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7849650252543499621.post-51209706787756133462007-02-04T20:18:00.000-05:002007-02-04T20:32:51.699-05:00Homer's Superbowl Ad<embed flashVars="altServerURL=http://www.metacafe.com&playerVars=videoTitle=The Simpsons - Mastercard Ad|showStats=yes|autoPlay=no|blogName=Simpsons A Day|blogURL=http://simpsonsaday.blogspot.com/" src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/21116/the_simpsons_mastercard_ad.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed><br><font size = 1><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/21116/the_simpsons_mastercard_ad/">The Simpsons - Mastercard Ad - video powered by Metacafe</a></font><br /><br />Don't we all just love this ad?Simpsons A Dayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589473642702919932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7849650252543499621.post-4636478993620115912007-02-04T19:54:00.000-05:002008-12-13T02:37:41.505-05:00I will finish what I sta<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNagJqcV7-6Nk8ogKHudy-Wae7CoRtzQslZWwEaC-B0fRbrsf7HvrvmBj-LdW6OAVfEN106kOmbi4x-zClazF3aFAdAXEFEzjdRFNE90J4P4f7sflHGeIOJo7vUOMAknQ1tkQdAGnD0JrG/s1600-h/bart-iwillfinish.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5027847096555893826" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNagJqcV7-6Nk8ogKHudy-Wae7CoRtzQslZWwEaC-B0fRbrsf7HvrvmBj-LdW6OAVfEN106kOmbi4x-zClazF3aFAdAXEFEzjdRFNE90J4P4f7sflHGeIOJo7vUOMAknQ1tkQdAGnD0JrG/s400/bart-iwillfinish.gif" border="0" /></a>Original Airdate: October 24, 1991 (Episode 8F05)Simpsons A Dayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589473642702919932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7849650252543499621.post-22028645283541175552007-02-03T13:26:00.000-05:002008-12-13T02:37:42.075-05:00I will not eat things for money<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4QpR6bXSKH3_8OBd_vyAwQ0shq26zWMpa1Pt1oxxJweeJ2Y1et_iXa4owxmlvp2YF5u43aNQl8p8yBema3hAHVA7VlTEV89vI7EeA2I7RCLsDkEvEIeBaDh_BwzYyFKjM0ZpGSMCzaswd/s1600-h/bart-iwillnoteatthings.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5027376900716196882" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4QpR6bXSKH3_8OBd_vyAwQ0shq26zWMpa1Pt1oxxJweeJ2Y1et_iXa4owxmlvp2YF5u43aNQl8p8yBema3hAHVA7VlTEV89vI7EeA2I7RCLsDkEvEIeBaDh_BwzYyFKjM0ZpGSMCzaswd/s400/bart-iwillnoteatthings.gif" border="0" /></a> <div></div><div>Original Airdate: January 14, 1993 (Episode 9F10. Written by Conan O'Brien)</div>Simpsons A Dayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589473642702919932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7849650252543499621.post-22542892436299612202007-02-02T20:29:00.000-05:002008-12-13T02:37:42.303-05:00Coffee is not a drink for kids!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBa8ZwV-MyhPC_jn36NPvFAVz5Sc2lIYAp1Lbk5-5FdvopzygQChy7LLKUt_GwouUf5saxKCSmJNWHfyZoyMUHh4JJrMh2g5tAsgxyD6-lzFCo1ryBChRlkcR1_fm9tDMXeuPdUoLXcAMI/s1600-h/bart-coffeeisnot.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5027114126027092978" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBa8ZwV-MyhPC_jn36NPvFAVz5Sc2lIYAp1Lbk5-5FdvopzygQChy7LLKUt_GwouUf5saxKCSmJNWHfyZoyMUHh4JJrMh2g5tAsgxyD6-lzFCo1ryBChRlkcR1_fm9tDMXeuPdUoLXcAMI/s400/bart-coffeeisnot.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Original Airdate: December 17, 1992 (Episode 9F09)</div><div></div><div></div>Simpsons A Dayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589473642702919932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7849650252543499621.post-18569976807274238632007-02-02T16:40:00.000-05:002008-12-13T02:37:42.552-05:00Signs Around Springfield<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-IEpR-CIOo-cOQ3nY6ObaRl6T9opXCSBanunWFNwQgBUcmtNn7A-o-ybpNADdyDjvayRL1x-JeuLpua3uZtpRooFmUhiKumtl0kwCToN3lBTP-RPaRP1IY6-iTFovPqj6RLTVT5Ws9eS8/s1600-h/Simpsons_Scream_Lo.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5027059390963872738" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-IEpR-CIOo-cOQ3nY6ObaRl6T9opXCSBanunWFNwQgBUcmtNn7A-o-ybpNADdyDjvayRL1x-JeuLpua3uZtpRooFmUhiKumtl0kwCToN3lBTP-RPaRP1IY6-iTFovPqj6RLTVT5Ws9eS8/s400/Simpsons_Scream_Lo.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><div><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>"Evil women in history from Jezebel to Janet Reno."</strong> posted outside church</span></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>"You must have proper ID or exact change."</strong> a sign on the beer stand whenHomer eats the world's hottest chili pepper</span></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;"><strong>"The Springfield Historical Society: Where History Comes Alive (metaphorically)" </strong></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;"><strong>"Piercing Shop: If it dangles, we'll punch a hole in it." </strong></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>"No Shirt, No Shoes, No Salvation."</strong> outside the church</span></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>"Deadbeat Dad Beat Dead."</strong> headline at the Springfield shopper</span></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;"><strong>"SPRINGFIELD GENERAL HOSPITAL: Quality care or your autopsy free." </strong></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>"Eye Carrumba."</strong> where Bart goes to get his glasses</span></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>"There's something about the Virgin Mary."</strong> a church sign</span></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;"><strong>"Native American Ice Cream (Formerly Big Chief Crazy Cone)" </strong></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;"><strong>"Newark Newark - Hotel/Casino" </strong></span></div><div><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span></strong> </div><div><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;"><strong>"Convention Hall 1 - Candy Convention. Convention Hall 2 - Candy Shaped Rat Poison Convention" </strong></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;"><strong>"Springfield Psychiatric Clinic: Because there may not be bugs all over you!" </strong></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;"><strong>"Springfield Wild Animal Park--Born Free, Then Caged"</strong></span></div><div> </div></div>Simpsons A Dayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589473642702919932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7849650252543499621.post-57804620621037647732007-02-02T16:01:00.000-05:002008-12-13T02:37:42.769-05:00Mr. Burns is número cinco<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVOnDguve2QD665RMi1lfaz0zI0uH5ANDxOgDhMOw7lijzx17gGs_oxLvS_eGVLvRKGZ3zmSufa9OB37ePPgJoYsBNvcLABfNcy7YjmeYYHqDRqAFKOPWgBmjnoE_ytBCQfWQUGwJMK5Vl/s1600-h/top_5.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5027052351512474562" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVOnDguve2QD665RMi1lfaz0zI0uH5ANDxOgDhMOw7lijzx17gGs_oxLvS_eGVLvRKGZ3zmSufa9OB37ePPgJoYsBNvcLABfNcy7YjmeYYHqDRqAFKOPWgBmjnoE_ytBCQfWQUGwJMK5Vl/s400/top_5.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;color:#330099;"><strong>Burns, Charles Montgomery</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#3333ff;"><strong>Net Worth: $8.4 billion </strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#3333ff;"><strong>Source: Energy</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#3333ff;"><strong>Age: 104</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#3333ff;"><strong>Marital Status: Single, one bastard child.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#3333ff;"><strong>Hometown: Springfield, U.S.A.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#3333ff;"><strong>Education: Yale University, B.S. </strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#3333ff;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#000000;">Owner and operator of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant for more than 50 years; also water works and a hotel on Baltic Avenue. Saved millions by canceling company's prescription drug plan, but reinstated same after assistant Smithers' thyroid condition brought him to the brink of death. Bought the Frank Gehry-designed Springfield Concert Hall from the city and turned it into a prison. Struggling Monty Burns Casino chain purchased this year by MGM Mirage for $2.1 billion. Has every disease known to man, and survives only because they perfectly counteract one another, an extremely rare medical condition known as "Three Stooges Syndrome." Credits longevity to Satan. Member since 1989.<br /></span>Simpsons A Dayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589473642702919932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7849650252543499621.post-49901284506707154612007-02-02T15:01:00.000-05:002007-02-02T22:57:21.600-05:0099 Luftballons For a Buffoon<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NQ2a70U0Kto"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NQ2a70U0Kto" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>Simpsons A Dayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589473642702919932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7849650252543499621.post-67047992741143478972007-02-01T16:32:00.000-05:002008-12-13T02:37:42.967-05:00I Will Not Bury the New Kid.<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh87riGNda27mA17UYo-YDhNAFrsyVe93MSFexAGgT4XJOU1nEYUJM-O3cbApVX_EHQPPvK6ZA4ue9cbxv0npp4fNReK6gw_1zkSkCW_O3MZkByQJrBkzoYgCGgL_9G9s2EwnI_xZwMPGTF/s1600-h/bart-burynewkid.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5026682056612082546" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh87riGNda27mA17UYo-YDhNAFrsyVe93MSFexAGgT4XJOU1nEYUJM-O3cbApVX_EHQPPvK6ZA4ue9cbxv0npp4fNReK6gw_1zkSkCW_O3MZkByQJrBkzoYgCGgL_9G9s2EwnI_xZwMPGTF/s400/bart-burynewkid.gif" border="0" /></a><br />Don't we just love Bart for being such a li'l bastard?!<br /><br />He's such a smart cookie for a scoundrel. And he's only 10! Imagine what he's like when he's 30. Maybe a pitiful, shameful stinker? But the good thing is he doesn't grow up to be like it, so we can always see him as a 10 year-old bastard we all love to squash.Simpsons A Dayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589473642702919932noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7849650252543499621.post-62406532041888760002007-01-31T23:54:00.001-05:002007-02-02T23:31:10.175-05:00Simpsons Voices: The InterviewI can never stop laughing watching these clips even though I’ve watched it too many times already. Let me tell you, these people have the best job in the world! Best job in the world!<br /><br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/No2_-X3_hmE"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/No2_-X3_hmE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br />Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson/Barney Gumble<br />Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson<br />Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson<br />Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson<br />Hank Azaria as Moe Szyslak<br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SFSvniz_wNc"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SFSvniz_wNc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br />Harry Shearer as Montgomery Burns/Waylon Smithers, Jr./Ned Flanders<br />Hank Azaria as Apu Nahasapeemapetilon/Moe Szyslak<br />Dan Castallaneta as Grampa Simpson/Barney Gumble<br />Julie Kavner as Patty and Selma Bouvier<br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/x1q85qa6Pbc"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/x1q85qa6Pbc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br />Dan Castallaneta as Mayor Joe Quimby/Herschel Shmoikel Pinkus Yerucham Krustofski(Krusty The Clown)<br />Harry Shearer as Principal Seymour Skinner/Rainier Wolfcastle (McBain)<br />Hank Azaria as Chief Clancy Wiggum<br />Nancy Cartwright as Nelson MuntzSimpsons A Dayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589473642702919932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7849650252543499621.post-35562477697120067062007-01-31T16:03:00.000-05:002008-12-13T02:37:43.112-05:00Apu<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzK0DaaIHEz0H0fZH8idAtCDcQG7bXP835eO6nZ4EnmJ_3s18Dy5XWO3OQK8n7Kz95OLzT4u94LkDYLQjOmpaaNs-qC-K-_uWDuXsTePcIT6WDlrN4qzENn-BLvds44_AInLCgyZkm6dEl/s1600-h/apu.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5026303515374482274" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzK0DaaIHEz0H0fZH8idAtCDcQG7bXP835eO6nZ4EnmJ_3s18Dy5XWO3OQK8n7Kz95OLzT4u94LkDYLQjOmpaaNs-qC-K-_uWDuXsTePcIT6WDlrN4qzENn-BLvds44_AInLCgyZkm6dEl/s400/apu.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><strong>Real Name:</strong> Apu Nahasapeemapetilon<br /><strong>Age</strong> 43<br /><strong>Gender</strong> Male<br /><strong>Hair Color</strong> Dark<br /><strong>Job</strong> Owner of the Kwik-e-Mart<br /><strong>Relatives</strong> Wife Manjula, father Apugh Nahasapeemapetilon (Deceased), Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilon (mother)<a class="ilnk" onclick="assignParam('navinfo','method4'+getLinkTextForCookie(this));" href="http://www.answers.com/topic/multiple-birth" target="_top">octuplets</a>: Anoop, Uma, Nabendu, Poonam, Priya, Sandeep, Sashi, and (Mama's clear favorite) Gheet, brother Sanjay, niece Pahusacheta, nephew Jamshed darshan.<br /><strong>Children's Patriotic American Names</strong> Freedom, Lincoln, Condoleeza, Coke, Pepsi, Manifest Destiny, Apple Pie, and Superman.<br /><strong>First appearance</strong> <a class="ilnk" onclick="assignParam('navinfo','method4'+getLinkTextForCookie(this));" href="http://www.answers.com/topic/homer-s-night-out" target="_top">Homer's Night Out</a><br /><strong>Voice actor</strong> <a class="ilnk" onclick="assignParam('navinfo','method4'+getLinkTextForCookie(this));" href="http://www.answers.com/topic/hank-azaria" target="_top">Hank Azaria</a>Simpsons A Dayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589473642702919932noreply@blogger.com0